I wrote a novel! Isn't that crazy? Here's a summary:
Sofia is just a normal high school girl--worried about getting her homework done and looking cool in the lunchroom--when HE shows up: a devastatingly handsome new kid, mysteriously covered in decaying bandages and staring at her from the empty holes where his eyes should be. She thinks he's just a hipster, but is there more to this handsome stranger than meets the eye? Yes. He's a mummy. Not really making a secret about this, the twist is he's a mummy.
But it now! unwrapmyheart.com
Welcome, Internet Friend!
Alex Falcone is a comedian and writer from Portland, OR. He's a regular on the IFC show Portlandia and has appeared at numerous comedy festivals including Bridgetown, Bumbershoot, Sketchfest, and the Brooklyn Comedy Festival. He's written for The Portland Mercury, The Willamette Week, and the public radio show Live Wire, and his work has been quoted in Rolling Stone, VOX, Boing Boing, and been featured on the front page of Reddit. Salt & Straw even named an ice cream flavor after him and it was delicious.
And if that wasn't enough, he's the author of the young adult book Unwrap My Heart about a girl who falls in love with a sexy mummy.
Despite these modest accomplishments, he somehow remains totally down to earth and approachable.
Highlights from Falcone Industries
Nov 21 A sequel to my monumentally successful video about a group of comedians trying to solve a live escape room. We're back at it and better than ever (at screwing around and letting one person do all the work).
Nov 19 A group of comedians have their pickup basketball game announced by Portland Trail Blazers radio play-by-play announcer Brian Wheeler. Featuring Alex Falcone, Dinah Foley, Matt Monroe, Zak Toscani, Nick Harris, and Brandon Lyons.
video Carr Subaru: Relax
Mar 7 I shot a bunch of different commercials for Carr brands, and this one might be my favorite. So much fun shooting these.
Other Recent Updates
Nov 30It was a major US holiday last week, so we decided to just catch up as friends. We talked what...
Nov 23For our Thanksgiving special this week we decided to watch other people eat. Specifically, the...
Nov 21A sequel to my monumentally successful video about a group of comedians trying to solve a live escape room. We're back at it and better than ever (at screwing around and letting one person do all the work).
Nov 19A group of comedians have their pickup basketball game announced by Portland Trail Blazers radio play-by-play announcer Brian Wheeler. Featuring Alex Falcone, Dinah Foley, Matt Monroe, Zak Toscani, Nick Harris, and Brandon Lyons.
Nov 15The finale of the 58th season of the show Presidential Elections in the United States went live...
show added Opening for Sebastian Maniscalco
The "Why Would You Do That?" tour.
show added Toronto Canada
Huge Canadian festival tour!
show added I, Anonymous
The Portland Mercury's show/podcast where comics make fun of internet trolls.
show added Graduation Showcase
My latest group of comedy ducklings enters into the big comedy pond!
In the future when we have too much money and knowledge, two brave men decided to make a...
Nov 2Back in 1987, back before he ever bragged about pussy grabbin, to Billy Bush, Donald J. Trump...
podcast Pain and Gain (2013)
Oct 26For the finale of #TheRocktober, we checked out Pain ampersand Gain, the light hearted comedy...
podcast Rocky IV review
Oct 19Apparently we're the weird ones here, but we haven't watched all the Rocky movies. Chris has...