I wrote a novel! Isn't that crazy? Here's a summary:
Sofia is just a normal high school girl--worried about getting her homework done and looking cool in the lunchroom--when HE shows up: a devastatingly handsome new kid, mysteriously covered in decaying bandages and staring at her from the empty holes where his eyes should be. She thinks he's just a hipster, but is there more to this handsome stranger than meets the eye? Yes. He's a mummy. Not really making a secret about this, the twist is he's a mummy.
But it now! unwrapmyheart.com
Welcome, Internet Friend!
Alex Falcone is a comedian and writer from Portland, OR. He's a regular on the IFC show Portlandia and has appeared at numerous comedy festivals including Bridgetown, Bumbershoot, Sketchfest, and the Brooklyn Comedy Festival. He's written for The Portland Mercury, The Willamette Week, and the public radio show Live Wire, and his work has been quoted in Rolling Stone, VOX, Boing Boing, and been featured on the front page of Reddit. Salt & Straw even named an ice cream flavor after him and it was delicious.
And if that wasn't enough, he's the author of the young adult book Unwrap My Heart about a girl who falls in love with a sexy mummy.
Despite these modest accomplishments, he somehow remains totally down to earth and approachable.
Highlights from Falcone Industries
Jan 19 I was on Portlandia again, this time as a nerd in a hunks vs nerds rumble. Not a huge stretch.
Nov 21 A sequel to my monumentally successful video about a group of comedians trying to solve a live escape room. We're back at it and better than ever (at screwing around and letting one person do all the work).
Nov 19 A group of comedians have their pickup basketball game announced by Portland Trail Blazers radio play-by-play announcer Brian Wheeler. Featuring Alex Falcone, Dinah Foley, Matt Monroe, Zak Toscani, Nick Harris, and Brandon Lyons.
Other Recent Updates
podcast The Fate of the Furious
Apr 19VROOM VROOM, motherfuckers! It's time for the 8th installment of the...
show added It's Gonna Be Okay
Great showcase hosted by Barbara Holm.
podcast Mars Needs Moms
Apr 12DEEP MONTH continues with one of the deepest holes any film company ever dug for themselves....
show added Helium Comedy Club, Portland
show added Los Angeles, CA
show added Denver, CO
Apr 10I was a guest on a very special episode of the podcast A Very Special Episode about Mary Kay Letourneau, the infamous teacher who had sex with her sixth grade pupil, got pregnant by him, went to jail, had sex with him again, got pregnant again, went back to jail, then eventually married him.It was uncomfortable and funny.
podcast Planet Earth II
Apr 4Not many sequels improve on the original as perfectly as Planet Earth II. It's all the things...
podcast Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Mar 29Tale as old as time, right? Well, assuming time started in 1740 when the original French story...
Mar 22When I was a teenager, I owned 8 movies. I would watch each of them over and over and over...
show added San Francisco, CA
Opening for Sebastian Maniscalco.